old d丨past 22 days i pbd 3 times

In the past 22 days, I participated in 4 marathon events, completing a historic back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Even JJ Lin wouldn't dare to embrace so much!

11.4 Lihu Half Marathon: 1:19, achieved a personal best (PB);

11.11 Hefei Marathon: 2:47, achieved a PB;

11.18 Shanghai Marathon: 3:16, accompanied OJ;

11.25 Shaoxing Marathon: 2:45, achieved another PB.

Yes, that's how (peng) excellent (zhang) I am.

Shanghai Marathon

A friend asked me why I didn't aim for a good time in the Shanghai Marathon and chose to accompany a friend instead?

It's a long story. In 1949, after losing the civil war, the Kuomintang government retreated to Taiwan, and the two sides of the strait have been separated ever since.

To cut a long story short, OJ is our compatriot from Taiwan! Two days before the race, I received an important task from the organization to escort OJ safely to the finish line.

To enhance the friendship between the two sides of the strait,and to promote the early reunification of Taiwan! I resolutely decided to give up my PB and accept the task given by the organization. In the end, OJ reached the finish line smoothly, and I... did not heroically sacrifice myself!

Ah, great motherland; ah, boastful old D!

*OJ is on the left in the picture

Key point: Taiwan is an inseparable part of China's territory!

(I)

Skipping the pre-race details,nothing much to say,unlike old D's boasting above, the Shanghai Marathon is genuinely impressive, no doubt about it.

(II)

During the race, when the pace slowed down and I could savor the supplies on the course, I don't know if the Shanghai Marathon's supplies were good, but the bananas on the course were particularly sweet and delicious, seemingly provided by a brand calledJianong, which I won't tell you is available on Tmall! (Yes, this is an ad! Eight-year-old, did you see it? I want to eat bananas.)

(III)

After the race, I anxiously waited for classmate Xia Xia in the VIP room at the finish line for more than 3 hours, just like a husband waiting for his wife outside the delivery room, with some worry and some anticipation...

For a first-time marathon runner who hasn't fully understood a half marathon, not being 'chaotically slapped by the cold rain on the face' is impossible. But this classmate was determined, with a wavering pace, and arrived in front of me just before the time was about to stop! It felt like a fairy descending to earth.Ah! My goddess, mwah~ I want to have babies with you.

Shaoxing Marathon

If the Shanghai Marathon was a political task, then the Shaoxing Marathon is the realization after the Shanghai Marathon! Why? The Shanghai Marathon made another historic leap, with over 700 people breaking 3 hours, reaching 720! Although I didn't participate this time, seeing many friends achieve significant PBs and successfully break 3 hours, I am genuinely happy for you. Stay where you are, I'll go get you some oranges.

(I)

On a sunny Saturday afternoon, I put on my handsome clothes and my belovedRudy, and headed to Shaoxing!Shaoxing is a beautiful and livable city,Lingtuis a professional protective gear brand. Combining the two, I calculated that I would achieve another PB tomorrow!

Arriving in Shaoxing, after attending theLingtusharing session, I started my hotpot journey. You should know this was my fourth consecutive day eating hotpot! I firmly opposed Squid's suggestion to eat at Haidilao! The scene of Brother Guai almost messing his pants at the Shanghai Marathon is still vivid in my mind. Too scary! After harming Master Guai, he still wants to harm me, that's not happening. The final compromise was Lao Wang... Eat if you must, but he insisted on confessing to me and making me sleep with him at night, saying he was scared and lonely! Of course, how could I be such a person, I righteously agreed!

(II)

4:50, alarm, first emptying;

5:00, washing up;

5:10, dressing;

5:20, eating;

5:40, second emptying;

5:50, departure.

Arriving at the starting point, it was chaotic and unreasonable! All the restrooms were set at the check-in gate, and after entering the zone, there were no toilets, so I had to return to the check-in gate for the third emptying before re-entering the zone.

At this time, Brother Guai came, and we stood together with Squid and chatted for a while. Brother Guai suddenly blushed and said to us: 'You two come closer, I need to pee, there's a young lady nearby, I'm embarrassed.' We saw Brother Guai take out a small Wahaha bottle and dripped a few drops...

7:30, the race started on time.

On the course, I just went for it! Right after starting, I wanted to quit. Luckily, with the support ofLingtu, my condition kept improving.

The 54 bridges of the Shaoxing Marathon are no joke! Without comparison, there's no harm. Now I understand why so many people break 3 hours in the Shanghai Marathon...

Brother Guai and Squid both achieved PBs in the Shanghai Marathon, so they ran more casually in Shaoxing, as evidenced by the photos!